Elisabeth Volkmann
Nude

You may never look at Marge Simpson the same way again after learning that her German dubbing voice was provided by the luscious and lovely Elisabeth Volkmann. Instead of an impossibly tall blue beehive, you’ll only see brilliant, flaming red locks. Marge’s yellow cartoon hue will be replaced, in your mind, by Elizabeth’s silken, begging-to-be-touched, china-white flesh. And, most importantly, it will be easy to imagine Marge without her trademark strapless dress, thanks to Elizabeth’s willingness to go bare. In the beautiful bloom of her youth, before her time in Springfield Lis had us sprung, graciously giving up the goods in such racy, semi-softcore fare as Zieh dich aus, Puppe (1968) where ze dick was first introduced to her puppies. In Mache alles mit (1971) we get to see all three B’s as Elisabeth humps a giant plastic egg before getting beaten by another nude women holding a palm leaf. Things are much more normal in Salon Massage (1972), where Elisabeth and her huge mams rub down a topless Ingrid Steeger, although we then see her rubbing her nipples as she talks on the phone to a dude in an eyepatch, so it’s not that all that normal. If rock hard nips get you hard, you’ll like seeing her get tossed into some ice cold water in Geh, zieh Dirndl aus (1973), although there’s a nice full frontal shot in Secrets of Sweet Sixteen (1974) while she lowers herself into a mud bath that might act as a nice prequel to the ice water scene. The mainstream comedy world came calling when Elisabeth joined the West German sketch show Loose from the Stool from 1980-1987, before Volkmann started appearing in lesser known movies like the decidedly not Paul Rudd starring, decidedly non MCU flick The Antman (2002), and in bit roles on TV shows like The Old Fox and Bernd’s witch. Elisabeth died in 2006, and though many fans will remember her work on the long running animated sitcom, ooodles of Googlers will be happy to beat in their shorts to the d’ohy boobies Elisabeth Volkmann was so willing to show in her movies.